Rain Delay: Cell Phones at the Gate



I’m worried that you

Forgot to feed the cats.

My son is getting

Married next week

On Destin Beach. A small

Wedding, twenty people

At most. I couldn’t get

Your mother to pick up

The cell phone.  I don’t want to 

Hear what you’re going to say.  Feel

Free to go up and ask

The gentleman that.

Well, the nodes are

Cancerous. We will proceed

With more surgery and/or

Chemo. I get upset

Sometimes.  Did you

Feed the cats? Call

Me back and let me know.

Christ, you own half the

Airport out there. The fire 

Alarm has been activated.

Remain calm. Wait

For instructions.


-Gate B19, Hartsfield-Jackson Airport

Atlanta 2010